DynamiX notes

Its from Slashdot.. an interesting piece.

http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/01/2128246&from=rss
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One of the comments:
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Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company
said his policy didn't cover him. Old Lady #2: They didn't have enough
money for the funeral. Old Lady #3: It's so hard nowadays, with all
the gangs and rap music.. Old Lady #1: What about the robots? Old Lady
#4: Oh, they're everywhere! Old Lady #1: I don't even know why the
scientists make them. Old Lady #2: Darren and I have a policy with Old
Glory Insurance, in case we're attacked by robots. Old Lady #1: An
insurance policy with a robot plan? Certainly, I'm too old. Old Lady
#2: Old Glory covers anyone over the age of 50 against robot attack,
regardless of current health. [ cut to Sam Waterston, Compensated
Endorser ] Sam Waterson: I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series
"Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the
threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's
medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage
against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory
Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age
consideration. [ SUPER: Limitied Benefits First Two Years ] You need
to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because
robots may strike at any time. [ show pie chart reading "Cause of
Death in Persons Over 50 Years of Age": Heart Disease, 42% - Robots,
58% ] And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break
free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for
only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of
grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your
afghan any longer. Make a choice. [ SUPER: "WARNING: Persons denying
the existence of Robots may be Robots themselves. ] Old Glory
Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they
will.
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:-)

Are you a robot? ;-)
Shashank
PS: If you want to watch the video version: http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html

posted by Shashank Shekhar @ 2:40 AM